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And in the spring I bring you roses
And in the summer for you gold
And in the fall a blankets warmin’
For in the winter to unfold

you Grimmest Bearded Friend of mine
I wish you happy birthday
hope day and presents will be fine
and I guess now you wanna kill fay :-d

I’ve thought of presents, had a list
tried everything that could please you
but because my magic wand I missed
all the good ideas got flushed through…

wanted to grant you a trip to hell and back
but competition was sensed by the devil
he didn’t wanna risk his neck
by meeting the greatest Master in Evil

or a romantic diner on a sailing boat
for you and Claudia Black
but she brought 37 body guards
so I had to send the whole lot back

Angelina Jolie was really pleased
when she got my invation
but Brad started raging like a beast
threatened to kill the whole Dutch nation

in the end I didn’t know what to do
ain’t got no money for a new guitar
and after everything I went through
I realized pleasing you 's just a bridge too far

you asked me to be friend or foe
with this poem I chose the latter
no doubt that this might please you though
and if not, it doesn’t matter

So here it ends, I’m out of words
and I’ll stop before stuff gets hairy
but know she really wishes you all the best
ye ole witch called Silver Fairy

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